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Hey Fellows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's new??????????????????? Ok so those of you who download music(shame, shame...) will thank me for this article because I'm going to make a list of really good underground bands you might not've heard of (I'm sooooooo bored...): The Arcade Fire(ok, their not underground any more, but I saw them live when they were), The Golden Dogs(Toronto club new wave band, seen them live), Bedouin Soundclash(Guelph ska band!!! I used to live in Guelph!!!! I'm so proud!!!!), METRIC(once again not underground anymore, but a surprising amount of my friends haven't heard of them, I've seen them live!!!!), The Unicorns(I'm not sure where they're from, but they're cool, and I've seen them live), The Gris Gris(they're cool), Noah23(Guelph!!!! Seen him live!!!! sort of art rap kinda stuff....), Buck65(I don't care if he's not underground anymore, he kicks ASS!!!!!), The Weakerthans(Winnipeg!!!! YeaH!!!!!never been to Winnipeg, seen these guys live though!!!!!!!!!!), Broken Social Scene(second best concert I've ever seen, second only to the Stones concert which is like no shit..........it's the stones.......).Well I hope this list comes in fucking handy indeed!!!!!!!!! Oh SHIT!!! I forgot The Hidden Cameras!!!!wickEd!!!

My Birthday!!!!

Hey Dim Dim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wassup!!!! Today is my birthday(but don't spread the word!!!). I ate alot of cheese, and then sneezed out the cheese, and then ate the cheese again!!!!(Yummy......) Anyways..................................................................................................... Wassup!!!!!

Ummmmmmmm.................

Wassup PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ummmmmmmmm............................................I'm running out of things to write here other than shit about me. Well, fun party last night, good food. Ummmmmmmmmmm...............................I am actually so bored today and I can't think of anything to write. Soooooooooooooo.................... Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................................... Bye!!!!!

WASSUP FOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY KIDS!!!!!!!!
What's new. I had a pretty wicked Friday. Shot some pool for about three hours. But enough about me, this isn't really a journal, It's the closest I can get to a website, considering how technologically impaired I am. Sooooooooooooooo............................................. Send in them mail in opinion thingies (you know who I'm talking to, the 4 people who read this pointless blog) SEND THEM IN OR MR. BIGGLESWORTH WILL GET MAD, AND WHEN MR. BIGGLESWORTH GETS MAD, PEOPLE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(don't worry, I'm joking) (or am I?) (twilight zone music unexplainabely starts............) So eat your cheese, I mean, send them in people. Pleeaaassseeeee............. Also check out METRIC's new cd "Live it Out". Wicked.

CHEESE!! CHEESE!! CHEESE!!

Hey, Obsessive Readers!!!!!!!!!
So, last night I added links directly to some hilarious cartoons and wicked games!!!!
Check them out and if you don't laugh like crazy I'll pay you 50 cents (I know, I'm so welf).
Soooooooooooo.............................. I'm not finding any new comments from my mail in opion thingy (angry face) SEND THEM IN PEOPLE!!!!!!! This blog can't be fun with out Obsessive Readers (that's your lecture for today). Anyway, now that I'm done being totally pissy, I want to tell everyone about an old cheesy sensation that's still sweeping the nation, MONTY PYTHON!!!!! It's totally hilarious and if you haven't seen it (or if you've only seen The Holy Grail) go and rent some right this minute (or else I'll slap you with a fish). My favourite mp movies are (not including The Holy Grail 'cause everyone's seen it) "Life of Brian", then "Meaning of Life", and then "And Now For Something Completely Different". Also definitely check out their show "Monty Python's Flying Circus". Nothing is cooler.

Help in the Battle against Wikipedia

Hey, whoever reads this pointless blog. GOOD MORNING!!!! oh........wait.......it's 5:30.
Check out my new shiny profile and links!!!! Now I know you see Wikipedia (the online encyclopedia) as a link and think "Wikipedia?!?! What the fuck!?!? He must be a sellout!!!!!" Well I'm not a sellout. The reason I put Wikipedia was my friend and I have been changing what the encylopedia says to hilarious stuff for a while now, but the stiff old farts always change it back and block us. What I want you to do is go to Wikipedia, go to one of the articles and change it to say something ridiculous. This is easy, at the top of each article is a thing you can click on that says "edit page", click on it, and change whatever you want on it. They can't block all of us!!!!!! Anyways today was a day. Not nearly enough cheese... get those mail in opinion thingies mailed in (see a new and noninteresting day). I'm going to put some links to some completely hillarious jokish things (Star Wars Gangsta Rap anyone?) so come back soon..................... BYE!

Kick Ass Movie Review: Serenity

9/10
Hey everyone! This my first Kick Ass Movie Review. This weekend I went to see Serenity. I wasn't sure if it was going to be anything more than cheesy, cheesy, shit.
It sure as hell was way more than cheesy, cheesy shit.
It was a totally awesome movie full of action, great plot, amazing futuristic landscapes and spaceships(boats as they call them), and great acting. It was funny, scary, dramatic, and totally KICK ASS all at the same time.
This movie is an adventure sci fi directed by Joss Whedon and based on Joss's cult sci fi tv series "Firefly". I admit that I haven't seen the show, but I really, really, really, want to after seeing this movie. I reccomend this wicked movie to anyone who saw the original Star Wars and thought "Wow!" Hell, I reccomend this movie to everyone!

A New, and Non-interesting Day

Hey everyone!
What's new? Okay, so one of the things I'm gonna do with this complete waste of a blog is movie reviews. Whenever I see a new movie which I've never seen before, I'll write about. If it was complete crap I'll say it was complete crap, if it was pretty good I'll say so, if it was so amazing that I joined this freaky cult who spend their lives watching it over, and over, and over again.......well then I guess nobody will read my blog ever again on account of freaky cultness. I don't think you guys have to worry about that thaough (unless there's a cheese lovers cult.....).
Anyways I'm gonna do movies reviews,but I'm also gonna have a sort of mail in opinion thingy (I know, what's the point, probably the only people reading this are my friends but still)and in this mail in opinion thingy you're gonna, well, mail in you're opinion (no shit sherlock). To mail them in, just write comments by clicking on the thing at the bottom of my blog where it says something like "write comment".
Anyways, this weeks question is (in honer of my brilliant movie review idea) "what is your all time favourite movie, or your second favourite movie, or your least favourite movie, whatever, something about movies Dammit! Well bye.

My Kick Ass Blog

Hey what's UP!!!!!???????!!!!!!?????
This is my new kick ass blog(you like?). Here I'm gonna be mumbling gibbirish about sci fi, music, my favourite band METRIC, my favourite band Greenday, bullshit about cheese (alot), and all around tell you what I think, and thats what you should think, and if you don't think that you're a fucking asshole. No, I'm just kidding, you're cool.