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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Longview- Green Day

I am bored as hell. Hi by the way.
This week just hasn't been too good to me, and as I sit, anticipating the weekend, I am dead bored........ WOW, I'm whining way too much.
The weather's amazing, it really makes me feel good to be able to just go out. I'm going to a playoffs game this weekend which is gonna be kickass. GO SENS!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU TAMPA LIGHTNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyways, Summer is 2 months away, so I just gotta get through the rest of this semester then BAM summer. Hopefully this summer works out as it might affect the rest of my teenage life. Oh God, that sounded sooo emo!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! But seriously folks, buy some cheese, preferably havarti. And don't forget to party like it's 1699.
Anyways, must do my homework. Whiniest post EVER.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

tickle-me-emo

Hiya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How's everyone doing?
I'd like to send a shoutout to all the readers from Guelph. Now, I need ideas to keep my blog fresh so please suggest some. Though I would not feel comfortable posting pictures of me modeling in a speedo, so please do NOT request that. Now, to break the ice, I stole this joe off a scotsman:
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of Course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
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Uh thank you.